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phewww!

its nt phewww yet

cox i stil hav two dayz of examz
stooopid exam -_-

i hate de examXx

wat type of student wudnt?
evn de study freaks hate de examz

well..im happi to knw det is only 2 dayz left for FREEDOM frm the examination hall fr a couple of months
thn..itz the O' levels
*faints wit de overwelmin thawt of the o' levels*
*wkes up*
*sits at de cmp agen*
stooopid o' levels -_-

nd thn im nt so happi to knw tht
max nd fyzix iz left to do
max on tuesday
nd fyzix on wednesday
nd thn
itz phewww
*sign of relief in advance*

nd tht max is difficult or ne thing
i jst hate max
fyzix iz so damn boriiiinnnggg

yes yes
i hate studyin
by nw u'd prolly hav figured tht out urself

tell me?
wudnt it b sooo mch bettr [nd kewlr]
if we ddnt hav to do a huge exam
nd jst do maybe 6 unit tests nd gt de results?

i mean
it'd b soo mch easier
nd u wudnt hav to b in stress to study
it givs ur brain rest nd knwledge at de sme time
dnt de examiners think abt these things????

its my free day tuday
nd im sooo frigin happi tht it iz
so i cn sleeeeeeep

wel..im off to do wat i waz duin an hour earlier
sleeping =]
tc peepal

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